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  • Sammo
    04-22 06:06 PM
    :) thanksies, I'll have a play around with a couple more.




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  • Kituz
    11-30 03:13 PM
    Nebraska Service Center mailed I-131 approval notices for me and my wife on 28th Oct. But we never received them. Its been a month now. So, I called USCIS today morning and they say I need to reapply for I-131 for my whole family because some one else might have picked it up.

    I called up post office. They say they have no mails on hold.

    Is reapplying the only way out?




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  • thesparky007
    06-06 12:46 PM
    why do you always use the glass effect?
    it takes off the beauty off the stamp




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  • skiistari
    06-07 11:57 PM
    I just finished an intership with a company that does essentially what you do, except that they are already established in the Philadelphia Area. I don't know much, but I think your best bet would be to contact local businesses that might need multimedia stuff. Also, put some time into making a really /really/ kickass site, being as it is what is selling your services.

    Good luck!!!



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  • nhfirefighter13
    February 26th, 2005, 06:13 PM
    I believe that would fall under "contemporary art".....you know, something a very wealthy person would read waaaay too much into and spend an ungodly amount of money for. ;)

    Maybe if it were wolf tracks or bears or something dangerous.




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  • Steve Mitchell
    December 24th, 2003, 11:19 PM
    Black and white does look more "timeless"



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  • smsthss
    02-18 07:52 PM
    Hi,
    I have an approved LC, I140 and I485 pending with EB3 PD DEC 04 supported by my employer. My employer recently filed an LC perm for another employee for the same position as mine under EB2. Can my employer use the same recruiting documentation used for this perm to file new perm for me under EB2 since both positions are w/ same title & description & same employer. Can someone answer this please.




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  • pnc
    01-18 11:41 AM
    My salary in 2011 has been raised by $20K per annum, from what it was in 2010.

    Will this have any consequences on my next H-1B renewal OR if i go for visa stamping OR on the PERM application?

    Mine is a small company with just 12 employees and I hold the same position as I used to when i sarted. I just want to know if there would be any issues with this on any stages.

    Your replies would be appreciated.



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  • yes26
    01-29 08:37 PM
    hie,
    i was on opt and my opt ended jan 24th 2009. i had applied to a masters program for spring 09. my old school ( where i did my bachelors) transfered my sevis information to my new school( where i was to start masters). however i decided to discontinue with my new school's masters program. i did not registered for classes. i told them that i would no longer want to pursue that particular masters anymore. i now want to join another institute for a short time. they require my sevis information in order to make an i20 for me. my new school( where i had applied for masters) says that they do not have an i20 for me since i cancelled my program. whichever institute i transfer to for future studies would require a copy of a current i20 from me for admissions.
    now where does this situation leave me? am i out of status as of now? will i be able to transfer to any university/institute for my future studies?




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  • sapota
    10-10 04:39 PM
    Guys,
    I spoke to another Border Post official and he suggested that i drive uptp the nearest border and they would refuse my entry to Canada as i don't have a valid visa and i can turn around and come back to US and i can get a new I-94. Do you think it would be safe to do this ?
    Any advices?

    You will not get new I-94 for travel to Canada less than 30 days.

    What visa status are you in? If you are on H1, your H1 renewal will have the new valid I-94.



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  • MetteBB
    05-11 01:44 AM
    2nd stamp renovation:




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  • optimystic
    10-12 07:15 PM
    ^^^^^bump^^^^^^^^^



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  • Navkcl
    10-09 01:21 PM
    I'm in the same boat...765 checks not cashed yet, rest got cashed on 9/20 and got the receipt numbers for 485/AP.
    But still waiting on 765(EAD) cehcks to be cashed and receipt number.




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  • blacktongue
    10-07 02:38 PM
    How will removing country limits help China, India and ROW.

    Has someone done any calculations on visa date movement.

    We should have some comparison on this because some of us from China against. I seen many ROW against.

    Does it help only Indians or everyone by how much?

    I see these calculations bringing Indians, Chinese and ROW together.



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  • designserve
    09-05 06:17 PM
    Do I really need to go and get this stamping??I have a valid petition till June 09....Is there a necessity to go and get the stamping?
    I booked an appointment only thinking that the recent I94 shows a date of Oct 1 08.




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  • Blog Feeds
    02-07 08:30 AM
    When it comes to the Visa Waiver program, clients often ask me, what happens when a Visa Waiver traveler who is in the U.S. visits a third, non-adjacent country, and then seeks to return to the U.S.? Do they receive a new 90-day period upon re-entering the United States? What if they go to Mexico or Canada or another adjacent country?

    According to the CBP, An alien admitted into the United States under the Visa Waiver Program (VWP) who departs to visit a third country other than contiguous territory or an adjacent island and then returns to the United States to apply for admission as a temporary visitor for business or pleasure under the VWP, would receive a new 90-period of admission if he is found to be admissible.

    If the same alien traveled only to foreign contiguous territory or an adjacent island, he would generally be readmitted for the balance of his original period of admission if found to be admissible. An alien is this situation may request to be admitted for a new 90-day period and be admitted for that new period if slbe is found to be admissible.

    Please note that any VWP applicant for admission must establish his admissibility to the satisfaction of the inspecting CBP officers. An alien seeking a new 90-day period of admission under the VWP after departing the United States to "visit" a third country should expect to undergo greater scrutiny than most other VWP applicants. So this is possible but expect a tough time trying to get back in.




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2011/02/san_diego_immigration_lawyer_v_1.html)



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  • loudobbs
    08-06 04:36 PM
    thanks for the info. I called the PP toll free number and was told that they will not do PP since I did not attach the original Lobor certificate with it. So I think I can expect my approval in a couple of weeks.

    Thanks! Hopefully ;)




    Hi,
    In my case i filed for I-140 and had a notice to deny bacause they put the worng name on the application....:eek:
    we then refiled a second i-140, but processing was stopped on that because they needed the original labor cert. from my first i-140.
    i filed on 19th May, and finally got approved on 27th July, although i did file PP.
    So i would say a couple of months is about right for the labor cert. to be transferred from one case to another.




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  • theshiningsun
    08-03 08:57 AM
    hi attorneys,

    can u plz shed some light on this?

    thx in advance,

    hi attorneys,

    which visa can someone apply for it s/he intends to work as a caterer?

    is the J-1 visa applicable for this? if yes what r the eligibility requirements for this visa?

    thx in advance,




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  • newtoearth
    09-09 11:23 AM
    :confused:I am on my 5th Year H1B here with employer A
    My GC PD (EB2-I) Mar 2008 I140 approved with Employer A
    Currently I filed for the H1B extension with Employer A, it is in processing (for 3 years)

    Now
    I got an offer from my client (Employer B) for a permanent position

    1. Can I apply for H1B transfer to Employer B while the Employer A extension is pending?
    2. If I apply transfer to Employer B, after Employer A Extension is approved, will I get 3 years extension?
    3. Can I port my PD (As I have approved I140 with Employer A) to my GC process with Employer B?
    4. Are there any other complications & Risks?
    Please give me the information
    :confused::confused:




    REEF�
    05-09 08:32 PM
    Looks really nice sharif ;) Reminds me of your grunge days on the forums last year!Lol yea...I'm not sure if this is exactly grunge, it looks more like a pixelish graphicified brushed sort of thing...never mind.

    :beer:




    Blog Feeds
    02-07 08:30 AM
    When it comes to the Visa Waiver program, clients often ask me, what happens when a Visa Waiver traveler who is in the U.S. visits a third, non-adjacent country, and then seeks to return to the U.S.? Do they receive a new 90-day period upon re-entering the United States? What if they go to Mexico or Canada or another adjacent country?

    According to the CBP, An alien admitted into the United States under the Visa Waiver Program (VWP) who departs to visit a third country other than contiguous territory or an adjacent island and then returns to the United States to apply for admission as a temporary visitor for business or pleasure under the VWP, would receive a new 90-period of admission if he is found to be admissible.

    If the same alien traveled only to foreign contiguous territory or an adjacent island, he would generally be readmitted for the balance of his original period of admission if found to be admissible. An alien is this situation may request to be admitted for a new 90-day period and be admitted for that new period if slbe is found to be admissible.

    Please note that any VWP applicant for admission must establish his admissibility to the satisfaction of the inspecting CBP officers. An alien seeking a new 90-day period of admission under the VWP after departing the United States to "visit" a third country should expect to undergo greater scrutiny than most other VWP applicants. So this is possible but expect a tough time trying to get back in.




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2011/02/san_diego_immigration_lawyer_v_1.html)



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